Pretty much an actual conversation between my sister and I before family visiting. My Dad took over the small chess set for the weekend.
Of course, I know you’re actually wondering about my calendar. You can’t tell because it’s represented here by a vague white blob with black lines, but it’s one of those firemen ones. It’s a pity it’s folded over to fit on the fridge, because they’re all holding puppies in this one, and all I get on the calendar side is fire safety tips.